People have Subscribed to me Double the percentage I have Subscribed to Others. That just makes me very, very cool. Yeah.

I have came to conclusion that if I were to join every blogring I could, (50 a day), I would triple my xanga's traffic per hour. If I were to picky about over hundreds of blogrings messing up my xanga, I would just hide them. Hmm... let me show you a picture of me thinking. This picture is pretty old, and I was fat back then (Yeah, I am a man, I can admit my obesity.)

New Year's Eve is going to rock. Beer and streaking.

Insomnia: My Anit-Drug

This Just In:

Governor Mifflin Middle Schoolers are stupid sacks of Shit.

I have been getting way to many instant messages and replies by stupid little children. How they differ with my opinions, and think "gothics" suck. Well, time to give these little girls (sorry feminists) a lesson.

The term "Gothic" has nothing to do with clothing, personality, or worship. It is a type of building structure, most known in churches. In Rome, I believe there were "Gothic Churches", as they have been builded so. Below is a link of Gothic churches and structures. Since I told you so, you little nerds can go back to your crappy school learning absolutely nothing, because they obviously don't teach you shit.

http://images.google.com/images?q=gothic+structure+church&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

Oh, oh, what now? That is right! All you fucking little children can cry to your mothers how you dealt shit to an older kid, and got fucked over because you know nothing. And if you complain about how smart I am, don't come back to my Xanga. It isn't a requirement you bastards. Stay away, simple as that. Because I am sick of owning little children like you and then all you morons do is cry. Cry some other time.

Three Reasons Why I am Better Than You:

Most people think they are better than me, but they are wrong. I am better than everyone. If I was in a paintball duel with someone, I would go the extra mile. I wouldn't just shoot your eyes out- I would hit you so hard until my gun breaks in half. So, while many people disagree, I have assorted a list of reasons why I am, so much better than you.

1. I don't need to pretend something I am not-

Who could forget all those little white kids walking down the halls with so much fucking necklaces on, that it almost seems they can hardly hold their heads up? Or maybe the nerds that try to act tough, but end up getting thrown in the trashcan? I don't need to act different. I am way cooler than anybody anyways. When it comes to problems, I admit I beat the shit out of a second grader. Or, if someone asks how I did on a test, I stand up and announce how bad I failed on the test. And I even remark how the teacher is hitting on me by writing "See me after class".

2. I tell people when their opinions suck-

When someone says abortion is wrong, I tell them... 'Abortion doesn't kill people. People kill people.' Once someone was argueing how abortion is why the world is corrupting, I stated that what if Osama bin Laden was abortioned? The person replied, "Yes, he would be okay if they abortioned him." Then I replied, "By no one could have made the assumption that he would become the terrorist he became today. What happened if they gave you an abortion because they just assumed you would become a terrorist?" So all killers and lovers alike deserve to live? Or die? Suck fish fins motherfuckers.

3. When people are immature, I pick on them-

When someone acts immature, I don't beat the shit out of them. I hack their screen name and fuck with the people on their buddylist until everyone hates them. Now many people ask me how to hack. I will give you a small lesson.

1. Directly connect with the buddy.

2. Start > Run > Command > Type: "-n netstat"

3. There is their IP address. Your one more step to being cool like me.